Sunday, December 30, 2007

Fish Stick South Park Online

The Aswan Dam

Well ... it's not my fault! Type about three weeks ago I walked the streets of my town and watched the faces of people watching the windows, I realized that there was a hole in the ground and we fell in and never fell I did not feel the bottom of why this hole was very deep. And so while I sank more quickly before I am not worried about dirty clothes the ground and then I wondered if I was dead, and if by chance I was falling into hell. Son went from cold to hot and then back to cold and when I saw the light of day I was in China. What then when one finds oneself suddenly in China it is not immediately easy to organize, that is, I mean, some time is required to recover from the shock and take the first steps. I tried also an internet point to write a post and make a Christmas card except that there are Chinese keyboards and we would find only boxes instead of their characters, so I let it go. For some days I did express the risk-taking people around to Beijing with the strength of my legs then, when I had enough money, I embarked on a ship flying the Liberian flag to the task assigned to the bridge hub bow. And even when I pulled a shiny bow deck was always in my thoughts and you want to write un post non m’abbandonava mai, nemmeno nei momenti più critici. E così a forza di spinte dai venti d’oriente siamo arrivati al capo di buona speranza dove una tempesta biblica e un banco di balene di una razza che attacca l’uomo hanno spezzato il bastimento a metà. Se Dio vuole ero sulla metà giusta, quella che è rimasta a galla e si è arenata sulle coste africane. Ho raccolto un pò di cose e mi sono incamminato verso nord...e nei miei pensieri c’eravate sempre voi. Ho attraversato di corsa l’africa nera con il fitto delle sue foreste per arrivare in tempo a scrivere il post degli auguri di fine anno. E ho corso di giorno e di notte. E quando spuntava il sole le gazzelle si svegliavano cinque minuti prima dei leoni and began to run ... but I ran so fast that, from afar, it seemed that the lions chasing gazelles and the gazelles chasing me. In fact the lions chase gazelles and gazelles, but not chasing me. Indeed some are even friends of the gazelles, which I put in there to tell him of their group with words of comfort and to encourage them to run harder. And when I arrived at the source of the Nile felucca I rented a motor, I climbed the Aswan Dam and arrived at an amen here in Alexandria ... I borrowed a bit of rare books to the library of Alexandria and I embarked on a boat that I downloaded to Pantelleria. And here was a joke back in romagna because with a bicycle under the cu * o I run like the wind, so that the cold did not feel because I was covered with blubber that attacks humans (which keeps the cold much more than the blubber attack the man).
Well, all this to say that I am innocent and that's not my fault if I have been away for a while.
And then I would also say that the ships flying the Liberian flag should make them a little stronger ... and that in addition to adopting a panda also adopted a gazelle!
So these two barrels you see here, with the stamp of the Chinese customs, are full of amazing things that bring happiness and protection from bad things. Take and As there is no more ... but (there are others).
heartiest greetings and all the other organs, especially're happy or not sad. And keep your dreams alive and the young child (or fanciullone) in you ... In witness

Kaba




ps do not answer all the comments on post below ... but thanks ...

pss
In this corner of the post celebrates the art of "strut" ...
is that they are no longer used to writing the post and I forget things in the street ... and then ... well, things are always those small fans that I am happy ...
and nothing, there's this episode of the Simpsons where Bart has a date with his daughter Reverend he is in love (in love with the daughter of Reverend), and then at the height of joy says these words here:
"There's one thing to do at a time like this: strut!" and leaves sway with the music of the Bee Gees, like Tony Manero in Saturday Night Fever ...
short, all this stuff to say that the first and only story I wrote in my life has been selected to be published in a book is true (to clarify, NOT book published at my expense ...) The

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Tender Breasts More Condition_symptoms

My sweatshirt

When I first went to Prague in my head to see the castle, and in fact, as soon as I put out a foot from the train in Prague and I got on a tram and then went down after ... here is a bit of miles, after I did it and I found myself on a sidewalk in the city of Prague, I looked up ... and looking up I saw the castle. After that first time, we are back in Prague, I took a little tram without looking outside, I came from parts of Charles Bridge, came down, I looked up and saw the castle. In Prague Castle see him because he is always on a hill overlooking you from their persecutor and a solid that looks at you continuously and do not budge. I, if there is an author I love, but their time, and is Hrabal Hrabal is in Prague. But if one stops me in the street and ask me who it was the greatest genius who put words on paper I do not hesitate a moment and say Kafka. And Kafka and Prague. And then the last time I was in Prague in August and was as I walked in the way of the Italians looked at the windows and saw on display a blue sweatshirt with the hood, then right in the middle level of the heart was around with a strange symbol written "Univerzita Karlova Praha. I came into the shop I have tried and I started to sweat. Then I went out and bought the store. I had a period that I was weird and off-season purchases and that the sweatshirt was quite strange, however, to say exactly in questo momento sto indossando quella felpa blu con il cappuccio che tra le altre cose è la felpa che fa più caldo al mondo. Per quello che il giorno in cui me la sono provata ho cominciato a sudare. Ho scritto queste parole senza sentimento e che non portano a una conclusione perchè l’altro giorno vi ho chiesto dei consigli degli acquisti, e voi me li avete dati. E così volevo contraccambiare e intimarvi di leggere Ho servito il re d’Inghilterra di B. Hrabal e tutta l’opera di Kafka (:D) o perlomeno Il processo , Il Castello , La Metamorfosi e La colonia penale . Non ve lo direi se non fosse proprio necessario. E adesso che ho finito di scrivere mi è venuto di guardare un’immagine che sta qui a fianco ed è vicina al libro di Paul Auster che sto leggendo. E quest’immagine è composta da un padre che tiene per mano la figlia la quale stringe un orsetto di pezza nel pugno. E tutt’intorno c’è un parco. Insomma l’immagine non è un granchè però mi è venuto in mente che Paul Auster è l’orsetto di pezza...l’uomo, la bambina, i sassi, gli alberi, le foglie, gli insetti, l’acqua della fontana, le pietre della fontana, i pesci giapponesi, i tulipani, il cancello, le anatre, i cigni, le oche, le nuvole, il cielo, il sole, tutto quello che sta al di là del cielo (la luna, i pianeti del sistema solare, tutti i satelliti, la via lattea...insomma tutto l’universo conosciuto e anche no) sono Kafka .

p.s.
Paul Auster l'ho lasciato volutamente senza grassetto

VOTA BAOL VOTA BAOL VOTA BAOL VOTA BAOL ( qua )

Monday, December 10, 2007

Body Aches More Condition_symptoms

Lessons

Poco tempo fa, in una blogosfera vicina vicina, due giovani blogger, Baol e Kabalino, decisero di scrivere un post a quattro mani…forte era la forza in loro…

Per le strade della caotica città-pianeta Coruscant due giovani discutono tra loro...

B.: No! From the crocs his hair no, you can watch!
K.: Ah, but these are the hair of Ewok! Mica which smuggle that stuff from the outskirts of the empire ...
B.: But .. but ... I had thought of shoes from centurion ...
K.: The shoes you put them on the centurion you, then you go to do the wonderful Saturday afternoon ...
I, in my feet, I want these wonders ...
B.: Look, I towed certain maidens of princesses with those shoes that you not even you imagine. Anyway, the crocs are not Jedi!
K.: are hot ... But then, where is it written that stuff there that lead to the feet is jedi?
B.: On page 18 of the manual of the perfect Jedi.
K.: seee ... the perfect manual for jedi ... because you read that stuff? But you know what living a jedi? And I've never seen a thousand years of chilblains? And then my crocs are a commodity that they're not even the pictures ...
B.: The shoes of a Jedi must be practical for agility! With the crocks we run a wonder, is it?
K.: Eh ... I know, but these, under, c'han that the rubber grips. We show that the great Yoda if they go around with shoes by centurion?
B.: If it is for this I've never even seen the crocs ... the great Yoda walks around barefoot!
K.: In fact, there 's got a green quell'esserino hoarseness province ago ... but you heard how he speaks? No, you tell me?
B.: you stupid or what? Did you by chance noticed that the great Yoda is from another solar system?!
K.: Embee? Have you ever heard of Galaxy Hoarseness?
B.: Galaxy Hoarseness But what ... look Universografia the course we followed him along and I know you're not a top, tell the truth, you were wrong about Yoda ...
K.: E 'that gets a look that reminds me of Yoda ... a friend of mine ...
B.: Wow, had to be a beefy ...
K.: Baol Watch! There Chewbacca! Madonna ... that a large piece of animal ...
B.: It 's a Wookiee, an animal ... not a beast that you are nothing. ..
K.: Se, seee...ci siam capiti...
...
B.: Piacere di conoscerla...è un onore...guardi, ho il suo pupazzetto nel portachiavi...
K.: (Ma come stai messo...il pupazzetto...io almeno ce l’ho del Gattobus...) Sì, sì...piacere anch’io...
Ciube: Aaaaaaawwwwwwhhhh awweeeeeeaaaaaagggh awwwwwwwww
B.: Ehm…no no , signor Chewbecca, le scarpe del mio amico son di sintetico, non è pelo di Wookiee…
Ciube: Weeeeeewwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaa ahhhaaaaaawwwooooou
B.: Yes I know Mr. Chewbacca, we rip their arms if they were Wookiee ... a. .. good bye ...
K.: ... (oh ... santiddio eccheccosai mouth ...)... you pick around ...
Ciube: Aaaawwwweeeeeaaaahhhhh
...
K.: But you heard that verse is? And you know them? It's scary!
B.: I am not ways, his language is spoken Chewbacca ... ... shyriiwook
K: Ah ...
B.: I studied at medium, we were five sections, four English and one of shyriiwook ... and I am finished in the shyriiwook of ...
K.: ... all the luck ...
B.: Okay, but you made me do na figure, and those shoes you there! You know how we could combine that?! However tomorrow è il nostro primo giorno al Master per jedi e non mi va di presentarmi lì con le crocs col pelo.
K.: Ed a me non va di andarci con i piedi viola dal freddo; s’ha da trovare una soluzione...guarda un pò se quel tuo manualetto dice qualcosa...
B.: Mah...mmhhh...vediamo... per essere uno jedi alla moda bisogna indossare stivaletti rossi ed una cappa nera.
K.: Una cappa nera? Ma, scusa, chi è l’autore del manuale?
B.: Il maestro Qui-Gon Jinn.
K.: E chi è?
B.: Ma come chi è? Voglio ricordarti che sarà lui to keep the classes balanced jedi.
K.: Eh, but I only saw the first three episodes of Star Wars that goes ... well ... in fact they are the 4,5,6 ... but we understood each other ...
B.: Forget it ... How about the classic beige suit with brown boots?
K.: the Obi-Wan? I like it! Ok, awarded. But Obi-Wan is one of the teachers?
B.: Yes, the third year, teaches jedi battle in the lava.
K.: I of battles, so far, I've only seen one of the women in the mud ...
the way, what lessons we have tomorrow?
B.: control program but it should be "first approach with the power" ... yes, indeed.
K.: But what is it? Says? I do not know if mica are now practical with the power eh.
B.: Well, look, it says here is a simple approach to laser technology.
K.: Once one who knew my cousin had to straighten the eye with a laser and have burned the pupil, to say ...
B.: Yeah, okay ... but we are jedi ...
K.: We jedi ... but I do not know how to read or write, I am con gli occhiali da saldatore...Baol?
B.: Ehi! Che c’è ancora?
K.: No, niente...è che...ogni tanto sento come un fremito nella forza...
B.: ...
K.: ...lascia perdere...
B.: Meglio và. Dai, andiamo che s’è fatto pure tardi...mannaggia te e il fremito!
...



E’ che io e Baol ogni tanto ci si diverte così...come fanno i bambini. Che a stare sempre nelle proprie corde ci si impicca e allora, noi, si fa queste cose qui proprio per non rimanere impiccati, that the end of me and there Baol frightens us ...

Database Pokemon Silver

jedi do not tell me bad, tell me beautiful ...

Nothing, I just have to ask you a favor ... I have to do is an order of books, those who buy from the internet, and I will I ask your help that only my not enough. You tell me of beautiful books? Type of books that you have made you laugh or cry so much? No intermediate, the books do not want them in half. Two already know them (one of them is shown here) but for others I can not think of anything. I'm reading Brooklyn Follies Paul Auster of and Child in Time Ian McEwan of ... here, have been more on the second type those words ... a little intense, which in the end you say "yes this is a book that" ... the first like ... well, not so I am not convinced. What if I say I thank you already now, thanks. But if they are ugly ...